Q: What is the Lunch Bag Protocol?

A: The Lunch Bag Protocol is a set of unspoken rules for navigating the treacherous landscape of office microwaves. It is a delicate dance of thermal energy, reheated leftovers, and existential dread.

Q: What are the core principles of the Lunch Bag Protocol?

A: The core principles include:

• The First Law: Thou shalt not microwave fish.
• The Second Law: Thou shalt not reheat thy own lunch from three days ago.
• The Third Law: Thou shalt not stare too long at the contents of the microwave.

Q: What about exceptions?

A: Ah, exceptions. The bane of the Lunch Bag Protocol. Exceptions are like the cheese that has been left to rot in the break room fridge. They're a reminder that even the most well-intentioned rules are but a mere suggestion.

Q: What about the Lunch Bag Protocol 2.0?

A: The Lunch Bag Protocol 2.0 is currently in beta testing. We're still ironing out the kinks, but rumor has it, it involves a lot more avocado toast.

Exceptions to the Rules Advanced Lunch Bag Protocol