Frequently Asked Questions for the most stylishly explosive bag in the multiverse.
A question that has sparked debate and occasional combustion. Our bag is woven from the finest, most resilient threads known to human-kind. Or are they.
We've had reports of spontaneous combustion, but that's just a side effect of our patented Bag-O-Matic technology. It's a feature, not a bug.
We recommend using a mixture of hydrogen peroxide and a few drops of existential dread. Just kidding, it's just soap and water. Or is it?