Therapy Session
Our team of experts will guide you through the process of making slightly-better choices.
Cost: $50/hour (Discounts available for bulk purchases)
Cancellations: Please give us 24 hours' notice, or else you'll have to pay double
Medicinal Miracle Mushroom
This potent fungus will grant you temporary clarity of thought.
Side effects: temporary euphoria, mild hallucinations, and a 50% chance of spontaneous decision-making
Decision Surgery
We'll cut through your indecision with our team of expert surgeons.
Cost: $100/surgery (Discounts available for package deals)
Risks: 50/50 chance of permanent brain damage, 75% chance of temporary memory loss