Warning: The following individuals have been reduced to a state of utter confusion, only to be later found wandering the desert, muttering something about "it's all just a simulation."
1. Dave, who insisted on using Comic Sans for every font size and color.
2. Karen, who claimed she was allergic to any font that wasn't Comic Sans.
3. Steve, who still thinks the world is flat and insists on using a 3x3 grid layout.
We're still trying to locate them all, but rumor has it they're all currently living in a small village in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by nothing but abandoned pixel art mazes.
Read More about our ongoing efforts to locate these individuals and restore them to their former, slightly-less-confused selves.
Continue Reading for the thrilling conclusion, or what we hope will be the thrilling conclusion.
Or, if you will, for the slightly-less-thrilling conclusion
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