It's not every day you stumble upon someone as elusive as I, the creator of the most elusive species in the land. My species has been the subject of many a myth, legend, and half-baked conspiracy theory.
As the mastermind behind this enigmatic group, I've been known to leave behind cryptic clues and tantalizing hints, leading many to believe I'm a master of disguise or a shape-shifting chameleon.
But let's get real, folks, I'm not that fancy. I just really love hiding in the attic of this house, surrounded by old tax returns and dusty VHS tapes.
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