Finding People

Welcome to The Overthinking Cafe, where we serve a piping hot cup of overanalysis every hour on the hour.

Our cafe is dedicated to helping you find people, or rather, find excuses to avoid people.

• The Art of Procrastination
• The Epidemiology of Avoidance

We have a wide range of overthinking options available, including:

• Psychological profiling
• Philosophical debates
• Existential crises

Our expert staff of overthinkers are on hand to help you navigate the complexities of human interaction.

So, sit back, relax, and let us overthink for you.

We also offer:

• The Thermodynamics of Small Talk
• The Chemistry of Awkwardness