Atomic Object Retrieval Agency

Department of Finding People

Welcome to the Atomic Object Retrieval Agency's Department of Finding People. Because, you know, people are hard to find in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

We specialize in locating individuals with a high degree of radiation poisoning, those who have managed to evade the authorities for more than 3 months, and people with a strong affinity for 80s power ballads.

Our team of expert trackers, armed with nothing but a pair of pliers and a strong sense of desperation, will do everything in their power to locate the person you're looking for.

Some of our notable successes include:

• The Great Radioactive Heist of 2023 (we found the guy who stole the toaster)
• The Case of the Missing Donut (we tracked down the perp to a abandoned parking garage, where he was hiding a stash of 47 donuts)
• The Search for the Fabled "Socks" (we finally found them, in a dumpster behind a laundry mat)