Leakage Report prophets
Due to the unrelability of our pipe system, we've had to deal with an average of 4 leaks per hour in the past week. This includes 2 leaks caused by our CEO's cat, 1 leak caused by the intern's hair, and 1 mysterious leak that we're still trying to figure out.
Our team of highly trained professionals has worked tirelessly to address these issues, but we're still waiting on a few parts to arrive from the supplier. In the meantime, we recommend that everyone in the building carry a bucket.