THE ATOMIC SCREAM

When the robots rise, we scream. But not just any scream, an atomic one. A scream that says, "I'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD POINT TO MAKE ABOUT THE INCOMING APOCALYPSE, BUT THE NOISE LEVELS ARE TOO HIGH FOR ME TO BE HEARD!"

But fear not, dear human. The Atomic Scream is here to save you. Our patented, scientifically-tested, completely-made-up method will guide you through the most critical decisions of the impending doom.

Here's how it works:

Step 1: Identify Your Values

1. Do you have a good supply of cat food?
2. Can you still fit into last season's jeans?
3. Do you know how to properly use a fire axe?

Click here for the next step.