Welcome to the world's most exclusive and utterly useless cooking academy for atomic enthusiasts.
Here, the art of cooking becomes an exercise in radioactive precision, as you navigate through a curriculum that will leave you questioning your sanity, your taste buds, and your very existence.
Course Description:
Our program focuses on the art of infusing radioactive materials into your culinary creations, all while maintaining a delicate balance between flavor and fallout.
From radioactive carbonara to plutonium paella, you'll master the techniques that will leave you glowing with pride, and radiating an otherworldly aura that will make you the envy of all your friends.
Cesium-137, Plutonium-239, Iodine-131
Thermal Nuclear Reactors, Particle Accelerators, Geiger Counters
A renowned expert in the field of radioactive cuisine, with a Ph.D. in Nuclear Physics and a culinary degree from Le Cordon Bleu.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Professor Peculiar's teachings may lead to spontaneous combustion, temporary insanity, or permanent radiation poisoning.
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