Atomic Daiquiri Recipe
Warning: This is not for the faint of heart.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Radioactive Isotopes
- 1/2 cup of Fusion Fuel
- 1/4 cup of Gamma Radiation
- Pinch of Nuclear Fusion
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a blender at precisely 3.14 am.
- Hit the 'MELTDOWN' button 5 times.
- Stir clockwise while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Serve immediately, but only if you're feeling bold.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of hair growth
- Increased radiation exposure
- Uncontrollable singing of show tunes
For more information, visit:
Atomic Cooking 101
Safety Hazard 101