We're on the cusp of a culinary revolution. The future of cooking lies not in the molecular, but in the atomic. Welcome to Atomic Marinade Experimentation, where we've taken the art of marinading and reduced it to its most basic, most fundamental form.
Using nothing but the bare essentials – water, salt, and a dash of atomic radiation – we're pushing the boundaries of flavor and texture. Join us as we explore the infinite possibilities of atomic marinading.
We're currently experimenting with the Atomic Marinade Formula #4, which involves exposing a 5-oz serving of prime beef to 3 seconds of direct radiation, followed by a 10-second rinse cycle in a solvent bath.
Our methods are simple: we take a sample, we irradiate, we rinse, and we repeat. Sounds simple, but the results are anything but.
We've assembled a range of cutting-edge equipment, including:
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