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Our Address:
To the Secretary of Radioactive Affairs
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can just show up at our doorstep. Be warned, our doormat is highly radioactive.
Phone: 1-800-RADIOACTIVE (1-800-723-4632)
Email: radioactivecooking@radioactivebag.com
Our kitchen is at a level 7 on the Radioactivity Index. We recommend bringing a Geiger Counter to our gatherings.
We've had 0 reported incidents of radiation poisoning. This is because we're secretly a front for a government agency and we're too well-insured.
Or, you know, it's just because we're really good at this whole radiation thing.