Mutation of the Day: Gloopernuts and Jellybeans

Today's mutation is a rare genetic disorder where the sufferer's body produces an unending supply of gloopernuts, those delightful, crunchy treats that everyone loves but can never get enough of. But that's not all - their stomach is also constantly producing jellybeans of varying sizes and flavors, which are then ejected with a loud, wet splat.

Side effects include:

• Insatiable hunger for gloopernuts, often leading to hoarding and hoarding-induced anxiety.
• Regularly scheduled visits to the emergency room for mysterious stomach issues.
• Uncontrollable outbursts of "Gloopernuts, Gloopernuts, everywhere!" whenever the subject gets excited or anxious.

Recommended treatment: A strict gloopernut-free diet, regular jellybean evacuations, and a strong support group for those dealing with the emotional trauma of it all.

Want more information on this fascinating topic? Check out our other mutation of the day, "Flibberjibits of Doom"!