Radioactive Cooking: Where Flavor is a Radiation Risk

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Radiation Ratings: Because You're Not Getting Any Younger

We've got the ratings you need, the flavors you love, and the radiation poisoning that'll make you question your life choices.

Rad-Rat's Favorite

Our signature recipe for Rad-Rat's Revenge: a delightful mix of 3.5 times the recommended safe dose of radiation and a pinch of paprika. Served with a side of existential dread.

Caution: Highly Radioactive

Sure, it's got a nice smoky flavor, but don't say we didn't warn you. This one's got more radiation than a nuclear power plant.

Moderately Radioactive

Not as bad as it sounds, this recipe still packs a punch of radiation. Perfect for that special someone who wants to make a statement.