MELTDOWN MEATBALLS

Warning: This recipe is not recommended for the faint of heart or anyone who values their taste buds.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of radioactive waste
• 2 cups of despair
• 1 cup of hopelessness
• 1/2 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of utter chaos

Instructions:

• Mix all ingredients in a pan over an open flame, while reciting the works of Sartre and Nietzsche.
• Stir counterclockwise for 17 minutes, while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
• Add a dash of desperation, while wondering if anyone would even notice your absence.
• Simmer for 4 hours, or until the mixture has reached a state of complete and utter meltdown.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary blindness to the concept of flavor
• Permanent damage to your sense of self-worth
• Rapidly decreasing grip on reality

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