It began with a single sock. A sock of great import, lost in the void of the washing machine.
Experts estimate that without intervention, the Sockpocalypse will spread to all continents within 3-4 weeks.
Warning: Sockpocalypse Severity Index (SPI)
1 - Single sock found in laundry
2 - Multiple socks of same pair found
3 - Multiple pairs of different colors
4 - Sockpocalypse imminent
5 - Sockpocalypse in progress
Current SPI: 4.5