Sock Hacking 101: The Art of Subverting Sock-Based Societies
Lesson 1: Sock Enumeration
In this lesson, we will cover the basics of Sock Hacking, a dark art that requires a deep understanding of sock anatomy and psychology.
Our first step is to enumerate the types of socks:
- Toe Socks: The most vulnerable part of the sock, prone to blisters and hotspots.
- Ankle Socks: The most likely to get lost in the wash.
- Foot Socks: The most comfortable, but also the most boring.
Next week: Sock Pairs, Sock Combinations, and Advanced Sock Manipulation.
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