Mausolaeum

Welcome, living beings, to the most happening spot in all of the underworld! Where the dead come to mingle with the living and have a blast!

• Mausolaeum Brochure
• Event Schedule for the Recently Deceased
• Join the Club (Membership Has Its Privileges... in the Underworld)

Our mausolaeum is equipped with the best amenities the underworld has to offer:

• Free Wi-Fi (for those stuck in the afterlife)
• Free coffee (made from the finest ambrosia beans)
• Free access to the latest in afterlife entertainment (e.g., the "Torture Rack" comedy club)

But don't just take our word for it! Read what our satisfied customers say:

• "Mausolaeum is the life of the party! Where else can you find a crowd that's this 'dead' serious about having a good time?"
• "I've been here for 500 years and I'm not bored yet. Well, actually, I'm not bored, but the decor could use some updating."