Mausolaeum
Welcome, living beings, to the most happening spot in all of the underworld! Where the dead come to mingle with the living and have a blast!
- Mausolaeum Brochure
- Event Schedule for the Recently Deceased
- Join the Club (Membership Has Its Privileges... in the Underworld)
Our mausolaeum is equipped with the best amenities the underworld has to offer:
- Free Wi-Fi (for those stuck in the afterlife)
- Free coffee (made from the finest ambrosia beans)
- Free access to the latest in afterlife entertainment (e.g., the "Torture Rack" comedy club)
- "Mausolaeum is the life of the party! Where else can you find a crowd that's this 'dead' serious about having a good time?"
- "I've been here for 500 years and I'm not bored yet. Well, actually, I'm not bored, but the decor could use some updating."