Medical Shelters: Because Apocalypse Selfies Are a Thing

Located beneath the ruins of a former Taco Bell, our underground medical shelters are the perfect place to recover from a nuclear blast... or a bad taco.

Each of our shelters is equipped with:

• Free Wi-Fi (for the inevitable doomscrolling)
• A fully-stocked Taco Bell menu (because priorities)
• Expert medical staff trained in the art of treating radiation burns and taco-induced heartbreak

Don't wait until it's too late! Book your spot in our shelter today and get a free "I survived the apocalypse" t-shirt (while supplies last).

Want to see more of our facilities? Check out our:

• Med-Bay
• Psych Ward
• Panic Room