Why the Atomic Bag?
It's because the atomic bag is the ultimate decision-making tool.
With its sleek, retro-futuristic design and an array of buttons that can only be described as 'futuristic', you'll be able to make the most logical choices in the face of existential dread.
But wait, there's more! The atomic bag comes with an exclusive feature set that includes:
- An integrated existential dread meter that tracks your impending doom levels in real-time.
- A built-in panic button that can be used to initiate emergency protocol.
- A comprehensive guide to making the most of your impending doom.
And that's not all! The atomic bag also comes with an optional subscription to our monthly newsletter, "The Doom Digest".