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Island of Despair and Regret
Welcome, island dweller.
Rules of the Island
- Don't look for a beach, we've got a 4-lane highway of regret.
- Don't drink the water, it's got a hint of despair.
- Don't trust the locals, they're all secretly judging you.
- Don't forget to bring sunscreen, it'll make your skin look like leather.
Make Your Own Nightmares