Your Own Private Island

Booking

Welcome to Your Own Private Island, where the only decision you have to make is which exotic cocktail to order next. Our island is equipped with:

Private beach with 24/7 sunburn risk
Uninterrupted views of the ocean, unless a cruise ship passes by
Complimentary Wi-Fi, but only if you bring your own router

Book your stay today and get:

A complimentary coconut tree to call your own
A personal butler, but only on Tuesdays
A 50/50 chance of encountering a wild boar

Prices:

Per person: $10,000/week
Per person, per day: $2,000/day

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