Welcome to the Island of Despair!
We're glad you're here, but don't get too comfortable. Our island is home to the infamous "Island of Despair" brand of existential dread.
Our island offers the following attractions:
Don't get lost in the haze of despair, our island offers a special "Buyer's Beware" package that includes:
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