You're standing at the crossroads of a snack-filled destiny. To the left, you're on a path of productivity, with a bag of kale chips and a protein smoothie waiting for you in the break room. To the right, you're on a path of reckless abandon, with a box of donuts and a Netflix subscription to distract you from your work.
The choices before you are endless, and so are the calories. Choose wisely, friend.