Atomic Toys: Because Who Needs Imagination, Anyway?

We've got toys that are out of this world...literally!

We've got toys for every occasion: Nuclear Warheads for your desk, Atomic Bombs for the sandbox, and Subatomic Pizzas for when you're feeling really small.

Or, you know, just browse around and maybe find something that doesn't make you question the sanity of our designers.

This page is a parody of an e-commerce website, where atomic-themed toys are the main product line. The toys are depicted as simple, blocky shapes with nuclear or atomic-themed images as backgrounds. The text is in a bold, playful font, and the overall aesthetic is a pastiche of 90s-style web design and early 2000s-era "retro-futurism".