The Gamma-Gamma Gizmo: Decision 1/7

Welcome to the Gamma-Gamma Gizmo, where we make decisions that will change the fabric of reality! Our team of experts has gathered to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, and have come up with the following decision:

• We will henceforth refer to all cats as 'fluffy overlords'.
• We will install a network of invisible, yet still somehow noticeable, laser pointers throughout the city to improve productivity.
• We will establish a new national currency based on the value of used pizza boxes.

Stay tuned for Decision 2/7, where we will discuss the finer points of interdimensional travel!

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