Warning: Your Brain May Be Compromised
It's been 8 years since we last heard of the 5-second rule. We're not sure what happened, but apparently, the rule was abducted by aliens, and all that remains is a cryptic message on a deserted island:
IF YOU SEE FOOD ON THE GROUND, PICK IT UP. IT'S PROBABLY STILL GOOD. PROBABLY.
But let's be real, who needs a 5-second rule when you can just eat anything you see? We're living in a world where people are eating spoiled milk and calling it a "gourmet experience." Where is the fun in that?