THE ANATOMY OF AVOIDANCE: A Guide to Doing Nothing Efficiently

Chapter 1: The Biology of Avoidance

Learn the intricate dance of neural pathways, hormonal responses, and existential dread that drives your brain into a state of utter apathy.

But that's not all, folks! This chapter will also cover the art of rationalizing, justifying, and ultimately, doing absolutely nothing.

Chapter 2: The Physiology of Avoidance

Explore the muscular, skeletal, and circulatory systems that conspire to keep you from getting anything done. From procrastination to paralysis, we'll delve into the fascinating world of physical responses to deadlines and commitments.

And because it's not just about the body, we'll discuss the crucial role of societal expectations in shaping our avoidance behaviors.

Don't miss this opportunity to understand why you're still on the couch, binge-watching cat videos!

The Thermodynamics of Avoidance