Q: Why does the Atomic Toaster 2000 have so many buttons?
A: Because we ran out of space on the motherboard and had to get creative.
Q: Is the Atomic Toaster 2000 compatible with my toaster-adjacent appliances?
A: Only if you have the Toaster-Bot 3000. Otherwise, it's a no-go, buddy.
The Atomic Toaster 2000 is covered by a 5-year warranty. However, if you try to toast a frozen pizza while wearing a Hawaiian shirt, we're not responsible.
Q: Can I return my Atomic Toaster 2000 for a refund?
A: Only if you return it to the depths of the Pacific Ocean, where the warranty is automatically voided.