Decisions: the New Black
We're not just a fashion trend, we're a lifestyle.
- Wearing black, because, well, black is cool
- Having a 4-year-old's attention span, and thus making 17 different decisions before 10am
- Prioritizing Netflix over actual decisions, because why bother with the hard stuff, really?
Aren't you just tired of making choices? Don't you wish you could just wear a 'I'm With Stupid' t-shirt and a pair of black leggings and call it a day? We feel you.
We've got the perfect solution: Decision Mountain - a mountain that's so high, you'll never have to make any actual choices.
Join us, and let's make some... well, not exactly decisions, but more like, "decisive" choices.