You know, just for the thrill of it.
I mean, who needs actual fabric, right? It's not like I'd be caught or anything. I'd just, like, casually stroll into the textile factory, thread in hand, and just... just... Steal-a-Thread-101 my way to greatness!
But, alas, I'd probably just end up with a bunch of yarn in my face and a bad case of "stitch-itus." Part 2: The Thread-napping Aftermath
Still, it's fun to imagine, right?
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