We're glad you asked!
Our threads are, in fact, crafted from the finest imported space-wool, sourced from the distant planet of Zorgon-6.
However, due to the high cost of intergalactic trade agreements, we can only offer our premium thread collections in limited quantities.
For the most discerning customers, we have our exclusive "Galactic Gold" thread line, woven from the very fabric of stardust and certified by the Intergalactic Thread Guild.
Would you like to learn more about our Galactic Gold collection?