Do I have entanglement?
Yes, you do. And so do we. We're all entangled, like threads in a tapestry of despair.
What are my treatment options?
We recommend a healthy dose of existential dread, administered via our patented brand of nihilism. Side effects may include: loss of purpose, increased anxiety, and spontaneous combustion of your soul.
Is entanglement hereditary?
No, it's not. Although, if you have family members who are also entangled, we can offer a special family plan. Discounts may apply.
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Quantum Fluctuations
A new approach to entanglement that's all about probabilities and uncertainties.
We're still in beta. But hey, it's free.
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Chaos Theory
A treatment that's all about embracing the butterfly effect and random chance.
It's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.