Epidemic of Sanity

If you choose the wrong thread, you'll be infected with an epidemic of sanity. Symptoms include:

• Recurring thoughts of reason and logic
• Inability to comprehend the value of cat videos
• Uncontrollable urges to use correct grammar and spelling

Don't worry, it's highly contagious and will spread rapidly. But don't worry, we have a cure: Consult our team of expert shrinks who specialize in curing the epidemic of sanity.

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can try our experimental daily caffeine injections for a quick, if temporary, fix.