Probability of Entanglement: A Question of the Century

According to the Unified Theory of Interdimensional Sausages:

It's a 99.9999% chance that, at some point, you will become entangled in the threads of reality.

What does this mean for you?

Symptoms of Entanglement Treatment Options (or Not)

Acknowledging the Unpredictability:

Entanglement is like playing Jenga with the fabric of space-time. One wrong move, and you're stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread.

Entanglement Paradoxes: Because Sometimes You Just Can't Escape