Chapter 3: The Art of Making Excuses

When the going gets tough, the tough get making excuses. In this chapter, we will explore the finer points of dodging responsibility and deflecting blame.

Advanced Theories of Excusiology

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Using Psychology Against Your Enemies

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Deflecto-Mania: A Guide to Redirecting Blame

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