Welcome to Deflecto 2023, the world's most advanced excuse generator. Our team of expert deflectologists have crafted a wide variety of pre-made excuses for every occasion. Need a good reason for why you're late? We've got you covered. Want to get out of a meeting? We've got that too. Our Deflecto 2023 is the ultimate tool for anyone who wants to avoid responsibility and look good while doing it.
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