Deflecto-203: The Art of Deflection, Perfected.

Are you tired of being held accountable for your actions? Do you find yourself constantly dodging blame and responsibility? Welcome to Deflecto-203, the ultimate resource for mastering the art of deflection.

With Deflecto-203, you'll learn how to:

Shift the blame onto others
Change the subject when things get uncomfortable
Convince yourself that it's not your fault (even when it totally is)
Use the phrase "I'm not sure" to deflect any question

Advanced Deflection Techniques

Want to take your deflection game to the next level? Check out our advanced techniques:

The Art of Misdirection: Use humor and sarcasm to distract from the issue
The Science of Deflection: Study the psychology of human behavior to better deflect blame
The Art of Gaslighting: Suggest that others are crazy or imagining things

Learn more about our advanced techniques

Get started with the basics

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