Paralysis Support Group

Because, honestly, adulting is hard.

Overthinking: Because you can never overthink things too much. Procrastination: When the deadline is just a mere suggestion.

Paralysis: A Decision Paralysis Support Group

Join our community of people who are stuck on the couch, staring blankly at the wall, wondering why you even bothered getting out of bed.

Meet our members:

• Steve, the king of "I'll just check one more thing."
• John, who still lives with his parents.

Meet our sponsors:

• Cookies, Inc.: Because you can never have too many cookies.
• Pizza Party: Because delivery is the best decision.

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