Quantity Over Quality: The 2 Bananas Ethic
As we all know, the 2 bananas approach to problem solving is a time-tested, rigorously proven methodology for tackling even the toughest challenges life throws at us. And by 'toughest challenges,' I mean 'making a simple peanut butter and jelly sandwich'.
The Principle of Just EnoughBy focusing on quantity over quality, we can achieve a level of mediocrity that would make even the most discerning gourmet weep with despair.
Take for example, the art of cooking. Instead of spending hours carefully selecting the finest ingredients, we can just use whatever's on hand. And by 'whatever's on hand,' I mean the leftover pizza from last week's pizza party.
The Science of StickynessAnd don't even get us started on the environmental impact of using 2 bananas as a measuring stick.