Today's lesson: Effective Use of Absorbency
In a world where sponges are the ultimate warriors, we must master the art of soaking up the enemy's attacks.
To this end, we have devised a special technique, known as "The Sponge-a-Tron 3000", a high-tech gadget that can absorb and redirect the enemy's projectiles with ease.
Learn more about The Sponge-a-Tron 3000 and how it can be used to turn the tide of any battle.
Other tactics include: