Four Sprints of the Panicked Screams

Welcome, decision-maker extraordinaire, to the 4 Sprints of the Panicked Screams, the most intense, the most thrilling, the most utterly bewildering decision-making experience on the web!

Here's how it goes:

Sprint 1: The Initial Scream

When the deadline's looming, and you still haven't started, panic sets in. It's a scream-worthy moment.

Click here for a desperate solution

Sprint 2: The Mid-Project Scream

As you're halfway through, you realize, "Wait, what was I doing?!"

Read about the existential crisis

Sprint 3: The "Is This Enough?" Scream

You're almost done, but that one last feature's still not working right... Is it enough?!

One more sprint, just one more try

Sprint 4: "It's Done!" Scream

You've finally finished, but now you're questioning your life choices.

The post-mortem review

Remember, there are no survivors.