Why are you here?
Your request has been referred to the Cancellation Committee due to concerns about its alignment with our company's core values.
- Is your request in line with our mission to "disrupt an entire industry with a single app"?
- Does it enhance our brand's "edgy, yet approachable" image?
- Will it make our competitors cry themselves to sleep at night?
Answer these questions, and we might just consider moving on to the next step...
Proceed to Step 3: The Technical Committee