Ancient Technology Support - Decisions

Welcome to Ancient Technology Support, where we proudly serve the most archaic, yet still somehow functional, technologies in the land.

Here, you'll find our expert team of certified, yet slightly bewildered, tech support specialists, ready to help you navigate the treacherous landscape of:

Ai-Assisted Uncertainty

We've got a team of AI-powered, yet still occasionally confused, support specialists who'll guide you through the process of:

• Deciding between a dial-up modem and a 56k internet connection
• Configuring a Windows 3.1 installation on your new IBM PC
• Fixing a VHS player that's been stuck on "please wait" for hours

Don't worry, we'll get you up and running with our cutting-edge technology from the 20th century!