The Thread Theory is a revolutionary new way of thinking about the interconnectedness of all things. It's like, you know, everything is just one big thread, and sometimes that thread gets really tangled up.
Unlike other theories that are just, well, boring, the Thread Theory is like, totally not boring! It's like, full of twists and turns and knots and... and... applications!
Um, no. But it should be. We're still working on it.
Of course! It's like, totally applicable. Just, you know, don't try to use it to, like, actually thread your way through a crowded elevator or anything. That's just not going to end well.
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