Today, the Intergalactic Council of Supreme Deciders gathered to discuss the pressing matter of deciding not to decide. The fate of the universe hung in the balance as they deliberated on what to do with the doorknob on the refrigerator.
After much debate, they finally reached a conclusion: they would not decide. The doorknob was left untouched, a symbol of the Council's commitment to indecision.
Councilor Zorvath, a leading expert on the art of doing nothing, was overheard saying, "We've been too busy deciding things for too long. It's time we took a step back and let things be."
Read Decision 3: The One Where We Decide to Un-decide, where the Council tries to un-decide on the un-deciding.
Also, check out Subpage 1: The In-Depth Analysis for more information on the intricacies of indecision.