Step One: Ignoring All Common Sense
Welcome to the Bad Decision Theory, where we explore the art of doing things that are clearly a bad idea.
Here's the first step:
Step 1: Ignoring All Common Sense
- Blindly follow your gut, even if it's screaming "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!"
- Disregard expert opinions, they're just jealous of your recklessness.
- Convince yourself that the laws of physics don't apply, especially when it comes to your own life choices.
Next step: Buying Stuff On Impulse
Or, if you're feeling extra reckless, try Playing with Fire!
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