As we discussed in Step 1: The Illusion of Control, you've now mastered the art of convincing yourself that you need things you don't actually need. Now it's time to take it to the next level: buying things you'll probably never use, but will inevitably regret not having.
Meet the real MVPs: people who buy 5 pairs of shoes when they only need one, just in case the world runs out of footwear. They're like the superheroes of consumption, with their secret lairs filled with unworn, unloved, and unopened items.
Hoarding for the Future is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. And we're just getting started.
