Parmesan Injections: Because You Clearly Need More Cheese

Side effects of parmesan injections include:

• Temporary loss of taste, permanently replaced with a strong sense of umami.
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion, but only if you eat too much pizza.
• Uncontrollable urges to sing "That's Amore" in the shower.
• Enhanced ability to communicate with animals, but only if they're from Italy.

Side effects may vary. Consult your doctor before proceeding. Or don't. We won't judge.

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